Anyone else think this commerical is the greatest?

I think I just love Biz Markie. Makes me giggle

Contractions every three to four minutes. Midwife is on her way. 3.5 hours into heavy contractions

Keith and T are working on his breaks CD. Too f'n cute.

I know I'm only a day overdue, but I'm frustrated.
Plus the two ther girls my midwife had and were in my birth classes had their babies.
I also have a headache...

False labor from 3:30 to 4:20ish. I was super excited and then nothing. Maybe that means I'm getting close though...

Cannot beleive they still call part of the state hospital "Arizona State Asylum"
I thought asylum wasn't a PC term.
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&source=hp&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=arizona+state+hospital&fb=1&gl=us&hq=state+hospital&hnear=arizona&cid=0,0,16182025929419988983&ei=syYMS-KPFYzgnAe0pfjPAw&sa=X&oi=local_result&ct=image&resnum=1&ved=0CAoQnwIwAA
I shall being trying to avoid all asylum like buildings this afternoon

So, Jamilia apparently threw a huge party on Wednesday.  Our neighbors at the condo emailed Keith to let him know.   He had to go check on the roofs (as he is now HOA pres) So, being the front door was wide open he went to tell her, just to try to keep it down late at night as he had a compliant.  Apparently the condo was full of beer cans and she was trashed, at noon.  She ran her mouth off at Keith. 
Today is rent paying day, guess who is ignoring his calls....He was going to head by the condo and see if she had the cash.  If not tomorrow he is serving her with an evection notice.  Apparently in accordance with renter laws he is going to give her five days to GTFO, and then if the condo needs to be cleaned we will charge her 15-20 an hour to do it ourselves.  I told him I would rather go a month without renting it out and wait for the right people.  I would also rather show the place to a few people than just taking our first person.  (AND this time we sure as hell are going to ask for a deposit)

So, if anyone knows anyone wanting to rent in S. Scottsdale I may have a place coming up...

http://www.shedwindowsandmore.com/Bragpage.html

the forth is T's playhouse @ my 'rents

She took, like ten minutes. Chose this costume, didn't even want to look at others or try it on and that's it!

OH! And IU was puked on today.
And cleaned up another kids puke twice after that.
Not even my own child has ever puked on me

I guess Keith is going to Ed. So if anyone's going he plays with Ronnie 11-12:30

I love waking up and College Gameday being on, followed by...well, what else, college football!
*does running man*

I really think that this is the best commercial ever...

I slipped a few days ago and fucked up my knee again pretty bad. I can't afford to do anything about it (I know they are going to tell me I need another surgery). I litterally could not put weight on it for a second today. Either way, even with money I can't do anything until the new year. So, it's all about sucking it up for awhile.
I have found it hard to get up from the floor at school. Damn pregnancy, lol

Yes, I did have the ultrasound Wednesday (I texted you Shanyn, I donno if it didn't go through or what, or maybe I sent it to the wrong person, lol)
Everything's pretty much what we expected. A kid (just one Jenna, lmao), two legs, two arms, I am mesuring 20.5 weeks so my due date is more likely on or before the 16th of December.
And it's a ... fucking surprise.
Kid wouldn't move so the guy couldn't tell. Both Keith and I are disappointed. But, whatever.

I just got done throwing together my and T's family collage for school, I woke up early, didn't sleep well, and am fighting some crud that invaded my body (thank you kiddies) so that's all for now!

Ever had one of those days where you're annoyed/pissy for no good reason whatsoever?

I feel rebelious. I called into my four hour shift at work tonight so I could go with Keith and T to the 7up 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular. I'm missing out on 20 bucks, so whatever. And it's not like I just said I wasn't coming in I asked if someone would cover my shift, lol. Not like they care, it'll be dead there anyways. Second time in five years I've called out for ANYTHING, lol.
Anyways, here's the info for anyone looking for something!
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Begins at 4 p.m., with fireworks at 9:30 p.m.
Tumbleweed Park, SW corner of McQueen & Germann roads
Admission to the park is free.
On-site event parking is $5 per vehicle.
Frequently Asked Questions


Additional Event Information

Each year, the Chandler Lions Club hosts the Chandler 4th of July 7UP Fireworks Spectacular.

Many activities surround the event, including live music (featuring Plastic Gladys & Panhead Ronnie), a free kids carnival, a bike parade, classic cars on display, and food and beverage vendors. Activities include a 35-foot water slide, a rock-climbing wall, a dunk tank, and assorted water games and interactive amusements for kids.

The Cactus Bike Push, Pull, Peddle Bike Parade will be held at 6 p.m., with each registrant receiving a free gift. The participant with the bike that is decorated best will win a Harro children’s bike. Participants can register for the free parade through July 3 at any Cactus Bike location, or at the park on July 4 from 5-5:30 p.m. For bike parade details, contact Cactus Bike at 480-782-5483 (Ocotillo location) or 480-940-7433 (Ahwatukee location).

Live stage music presented by Affinity Productions and featuring:

Plastic Gladys @ 6:30 p.m.
Panhead Ronnie @ 8:30 p.m.



Can I bring my own food to the event?
Answer: Yes you can. However, the Chandler Lions Club as that you purchase your beverages at the event to help keep the event free.
Can I bring my dog with me?
Answer: Yes you can as long as it stays on its leash. It is HIGHLY RECOMMENDED that dogs stay home due to the large crowds and noise from the fireworks.
Can I B-Q-Q on my own grill?
Answer: No you cannot. Open flames are not allowed in the park whether they are in park grills or personal grills.
Are the kids games really free?
Answer: Yes they are. All kids games are provided complimentary of the Chandler Lions Club.
Where exactly is Tumbleweed Park?
Answer: Tumbleweed Park is located on the southwest corner of Germann & McQueen Roads.
Where can I park and how much does it cost?
Answer: Parking costs $5 per vehicle. You may park on the southwest corner of Germann & McQueen Roads - enter from McQueen Road (near the Tennis Center) or at the lot off of Hamilton Street - enter off of Hamilton Street and Germann Road (at the corner of the Park & Ride)

I absolutly adore this magazine and when I got my most recent issue I died laughing at this. Seems pretty spot on to what they would like to have, at least how it was/is in my house.

TODDLER CONTRACT:
Dear Mom and Dad,
Thank you for your interest in remaining my parents. Below is a list of my demands.

I. Food
1. For breakfast, there will be only milk from my sippy cup while I'm watching television (see section II)
2. From breakfast until what you probably call lunch, I will be provided with an unending supply of cookies. No arguments.
3. For lunch I will eat yogurt. Anything containing fruit at the bottom will cause me to pick out the fruit and throw it on the ground.
a. so no fruit at the bottom
4. From lunch until dinner I will enjoy having something to lick. Why not a lollipop, why not seven?
a. between licks, I may place my lollipop on your grandmother's Turkish rug. This will be okay by you.
5. For dinner I will have mac and cheese. Any attemps to give me vegis in addition to the mac and cheese will result in tears.
a. and don't you DARE hide anything in the cheese sauce, because, my God, how you will rue the day.
6. After dinner you may provide me with ice cream.
a. no frozen yogurt. Trust me, I know the differance.

II. Television
1. The TV will be on all the time, unless I say differantly. You are to dit by my side, quitely, hands folded in lap, while I watch my shows.
a. you may arise to fetch me a snack.
2. No diaper changing or pleas to engage in physical activity will be tolerated during watching of television.
3. Turning off the television will result in much kicking and screaming.

III. Toys
1. There will be many.
a. They will be strewn about the house so that I may simply reach down and pick up a toy, no matter where I am.
b. They will be loud, complicated, and contain many small pieces. I enjoy shooting noises that go w-shoooop! or zim zim zim.
c. Nothing that results in any type of learning, please.

IV. Friends
1. They should be avalible whenever I'm in the mood to use someone else's toys or ingest someone else's cookies.
a. these friends may not ever as much as look at my toys or cookies.
b. Ever, ever, ever

V. Sleep
1. Is when I say, where I say, and how I say. If I want to sleep upside down with my legs locked around your neck, then that's how it will be.
a. and you will enjoy it.

VI. Affection
1. Occasionally I enjoy being hugged and kissed. I stress occasionally.
2. I will not be pelted with wet-mouthed assaults on an hourly basis. Should you feel the need to hug or kiss me, you must provide me with a written request.
a. and the wait for me to offer my pudgy cheek



I thouhgt it was cute!

Well, Cam lost last night, to the shock of all of us being he had my parents drop so much on tickets and such to go to Vegas next weekend. But, after calling my mom this morning to see how pissed they were at Cam she informed me that my dad called and talked to him last night to find out why he had told us to buy tickets because he was fighting out there. Cam said that we're like family to him and he would never tell us that and have it not be true. He is fighting in Vegas but not for the UFC contract. He is fighting Dent who he asked to fight last night (but obviously didn't) in a grudge match of sorts.
Hopefully he'll win being Dent talked so much shit to/about Cam.
Either way we were all shocked last night Cam tapped out. He's only 21 though, I think he can still do a lot with fighting if he chooses to do so.